Why I am creationist

True. It's kind of like kicking a blind, three-legged stray dog with bladder-control problems.Sure, it's funny. But out of context people might take it the wrong way.

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin

And a good example of why comedy should be left to the experts.

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin

I'll be lucky if I can get him to stop counting by banging his head on the wall. After that's down, we can work on basic footwork.

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"Good evening. I'm playing the role of Jesus; a man once portrayed on the big screen by Jeffery Hunter. You may remember him as the actor who was replaced by William Shatner on Star Trek. Apparently Mr. Hunter was good enough to die for our sins, but not quite up to the task of seducing green women."
-Stewie Griffin

Eh. You can't really start a thread intended to wind people up, and then complain when someone winds you up back.

Does this statement tell you nothing about your position?If you can't actually say what the theory is, then how do you know it's ludicrous and illogical?

I love seeing someone take pride in an uninformed opinion.

Well thank the sweet baby jesus you came. I, for one, was damned to the eternal pit before you came along to tell us that you don't know exactly what we believe is true, but you do know it's wrong.My soul was crying out for redemption. And now you have delivered it. All praise be to God.