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Rrhain
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Message 131 of 307 (47826)
07-29-2003 3:34 AM
Reply to: Message 100 by mike the wiz
07-25-2003 1:16 PM


mike the wiz writes:
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what it shows is that text in genesis shows us the serpant was indeed crafty and had BAD intentions for Adam and Eve.
Why? It isn't like the serpent told them to eat of the Tree of Knowledge. He simply pointed out that the consequences of doing so were not what god had said they would be. Neither god nor the serpent said that the consequences of eating from the tree would be that they would be kicked out of the garden, that god would curse them, etc., etc.
After all, why bother with kicking them out and cursing them? According to god, they would die that very day.
Hmmm...let's consider a possibility: The serpent has eaten from the Tree of Knowledge. Thus, knowing good from evil, he would be shocked to hear that god told Adam that if you were to eat from the Tree of Knowledge, you would die that very day. It didn't happen to him. And thus, anybody who would lie to an innocent can't be good, as anybody who knows the difference between good and evil will tell you. Therefore, he decided to clean up god's lie with the truth.
But notice, he still doesn't tell Eve to eat from the tree. He simply says that the dire consequences spelled out by god aren't true.
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If it had good intentions it would have said 'Do as God says'
Even when god is lying to you? Why would anybody counsel somebody to follow a lie? I seem to recall a commandment from god of "Thou shall not bear false witness." Does that not apply to god?
Besides...for the umpteenth time, the serpent didn't tell Eve to eat from the tree. Show me where he does.
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because then they would not have been miserable and cast out of the garden.
Says who? God certainly didn't say that. Instead, god said that if they were to eat from the tree, they would die that very day. Why bother with kicking somebody out of Eden and cursing them if they're going to die right then and there?
It's very simple: God said the consequences of eating from the Tree of Knowledge is death right that selfsame day.
Instead, the real consequences of eating from the Tree are that you become as gods, knowing good and evil, and then god comes along and throws a hissy fit.
So god was completely and utterly wrong in his description. The serpent was accurate, but not precise enough.
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Rrhain
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Message 143 of 307 (49138)
08-07-2003 1:59 PM
Reply to: Message 140 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 1:02 PM


Re: God lied?
Theologian63 writes:
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You ASSUME that the phrase "thou shalt surely die" means PHYSICAL death THEN AND THERE.
Because that's what the Hebrew text directly states. The phrase used is what Hebrew uses to refer to a physical death.
It is not some bizarre "interpretation" of the text to say that the Bible means an immediate physical death. That's what the text directly states.
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Death is but a door to another life.
That's all well and good, but they didn't die. Adam lived for hundreds of years after.
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NOT ONE of those references said that God lied.
That doesn't mean he didn't. God said that they would die a physical death on the very day they ate from the tree.
They didn't.
So either god was wrong or god was lying.
Which is it?
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BTW, IF you are quoting from a version other the KJV you are using a corrupted text
BWA-HA-HA!
Oh, please! You didn't just say that, did you? I've got a better idea. Why don't we skip all the translations and use the original Hebrew? What does it say?
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The serpent in Genesis 3 ALLOWED Satan to enter it
That's not what the Bible says:
Genesis 3:1: Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
Now, where in this is the devil mentioned at all? The text directly states that the serpent was smart.
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How is a creature that is in a state of perfection like Eden going to concoct a scheme like that of Genesis 3 on its own?
Perhaps because it wasn't a scheme at all. The serpent was simply telling the truth. Note that the serpent does not tell Eve to eat from the tree.
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When God cursed the serpent He said, "..I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it ( the woman's seed)shall bruise thy head and thou shalt bruise his heel." Whose heel? Why did God switch from "it" to "his"? "His" refers to Jesus.
No, "his" refers to humans.
Remember, Genesis is a Jewish story and the Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
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Rrhain
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Message 144 of 307 (49139)
08-07-2003 2:00 PM
Reply to: Message 141 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 1:11 PM


Theologian63 writes:
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God cursed all snakes because the serpent allowed itself to be used by Satan.
That's not what the Bible says:
Genesis 3:1: Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
Now, where in this is the devil mentioned at all? The text directly states that the serpent was smart.
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Rrhain
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Message 152 of 307 (49161)
08-07-2003 3:08 PM
Reply to: Message 147 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 2:38 PM


Re: God lied?
Theologian63 responds to me:
quote:
quote:
Perhaps because it wasn't a scheme at all. The serpent was simply telling the truth. Note that the serpent does not tell Eve to eat from the tree.
Telling the truth? What do you base this on?
The text. Have you not read it?
Genesis 2:17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
So here we see that god tells Adam directly not to eat from the tree or he'll die that very day.
Oh...we're about to get into a semantic argument, aren't we? You're about to say that text does not say, "that very day," and then you're going to pretend as if "in the day...thou shalt surely die" doesn't mean "that very day."
But that's a different argument. The point is that god says they're going to die. Eve seems to have gotten the message, too:
Genesis 3:2: And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3:3: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
So we have established that god wants Adam and Eve to believe that they'd die. In fact, the ante has gone up when we get to Eve...god only told Adam not to eat it. Eve seems to think she shouldn't even touch it.
Now, let's look at what the serpent says:
Genesis 3:4: And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
3:5: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
And that's it. We never hear any more from the serpent. In Genesis 3:1, the serpent asks Eve about what she can eat, but he does not tell her to eat from the Tree of Knowledge. Too, the serpent doesn't say anything about going ahead and eating from the Tree in 3:4 or 3:5.
Now then, what happens when Adam and Eve eat from the tree?
Genesis 3:6: And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
3:7: And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Hmmm...Eve touched the fruit and didn't die. Now, we don't know where she got this idea about not touching the fruit, but that apparently was wrong. And when she ate it and gave it to Adam to eat, they didn't die then, either.
Instead, what happened? Their eyes were opened. We even hear god describe it:
Genesis 3:22: And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
So it would seem the serpent was right. The serpent said, "your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil."
And what happens? Genesis 3:7 says their eyes opened and Genesis 3:22 has god saying they are as gods, knowing good and evil.
So by direct reading of the text, we find out that the serpent was telling the truth. If they ate from the Tree of knowledge, they wouldn't die. Instead, they'd become as gods.
And that's exactly what happened.
Now, some might say that Adam and Eve would have been immortal had they not eaten from the Tree of Knowledge. This is belied by:
Genesis 3:22: And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
What is the point of the Tree of Life if Adam and Eve were already immortal? Why does god panic over the two of them eating from the Tree of Life if they were already immortal?
The only logical conclusion is that Adam and Eve were going to die from the very beginning, the threat made by god was that they were going to die that very day if they ate from the tree, god was wrong in that claim, and the serpent was telling the truth.
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AS for Genesis not saying it was Satan- No kidding Sherlock.
Where else are we going to look for what Genesis means? Christians? What do they know about it?
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Since you are a non-believer you will NOT agree. See II Corinthians 4:4 to know why.
Oh, I get it...if I disagree with you, it's because I'm the disbeliever. It can't possibly be because you're mistaken.
That's a bit convenient, don't you think?
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Revelation calls Satan the serpent, a little "s" just like Genesis 3. see:Rev. 12:9 and 20:2.
Irrelevant. The serpent mentioned is not the serpent of Genesis but rather the dragon right there in front of them:
Revelation 12:9: And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
Revelation 20:2: And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
Where in these two passages do you find reference to the serpent of Genesis? That serpent was long dead. The serpent was cursed as the animal that it was, not some sort of supernatural entity. Instead, Revelation is referring to the "dragon." Dragons are reptiles and thus can be called "serpents."
But don't be so naive as to confuse the serpent from Genesis with the dragon from Revelation.
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WOW! You have a copy of the original Hebrew? I'm impressed. The Sinaiaticus, Vaticanus and Alexandranus manuscripts are all corrupted
by Gnosticism and Origen and take way from the blood atonement of Christ, His Deity and many other doctrines.
Um...and where do you think the KJV is translated from? It isn't like the scholars had it dictated to them in English by angels.
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Rrhain
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Message 155 of 307 (49166)
08-07-2003 3:23 PM
Reply to: Message 150 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 2:54 PM


Theologian63 responds to me:
quote:
quote:
Perhaps because it wasn't a scheme at all. The serpent was simply telling the truth. Note that the serpent does not tell Eve to eat from the tree.
Telling the truth? What do you base this on?
The text. Have you not read it?
Genesis 2:17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
So here we see that god tells Adam directly not to eat from the tree or he'll die that very day.
Oh...we're about to get into a semantic argument, aren't we? You're about to say that text does not say, "that very day," and then you're going to pretend as if "in the day...thou shalt surely die" doesn't mean "that very day."
But that's a different argument. The point is that god says they're going to die. Eve seems to have gotten the message, too:
Genesis 3:2: And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3:3: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
So we have established that god wants Adam and Eve to believe that they'd die. In fact, the ante has gone up when we get to Eve...god only told Adam not to eat it. Eve seems to think she shouldn't even touch it.
Now, let's look at what the serpent says:
Genesis 3:4: And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
3:5: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
And that's it. We never hear any more from the serpent. In Genesis 3:1, the serpent asks Eve about what she can eat, but he does not tell her to eat from the Tree of Knowledge. Too, the serpent doesn't say anything about going ahead and eating from the Tree in 3:4 or 3:5.
Now then, what happens when Adam and Eve eat from the tree?
Genesis 3:6: And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
3:7: And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Hmmm...Eve touched the fruit and didn't die. Now, we don't know where she got this idea about not touching the fruit, but that apparently was wrong. And when she ate it and gave it to Adam to eat, they didn't die then, either.
Instead, what happened? Their eyes were opened. We even hear god describe it:
Genesis 3:22: And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
So it would seem the serpent was right. The serpent said, "your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil."
And what happens? Genesis 3:7 says their eyes opened and Genesis 3:22 has god saying they are as gods, knowing good and evil.
So by direct reading of the text, we find out that the serpent was telling the truth. If they ate from the Tree of knowledge, they wouldn't die. Instead, they'd become as gods.
And that's exactly what happened.
Now, some might say that Adam and Eve would have been immortal had they not eaten from the Tree of Knowledge. This is belied by:
Genesis 3:22: And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
What is the point of the Tree of Life if Adam and Eve were already immortal? Why does god panic over the two of them eating from the Tree of Life if they were already immortal?
The only logical conclusion is that Adam and Eve were going to die from the very beginning, the threat made by god was that they were going to die that very day if they ate from the tree, god was wrong in that claim, and the serpent was telling the truth.
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AS for Genesis not saying it was Satan- No kidding Sherlock.
Where else are we going to look for what Genesis means? Christians? What do they know about it?
quote:
Since you are a non-believer you will NOT agree. See II Corinthians 4:4 to know why.
Oh, I get it...if I disagree with you, it's because I'm the disbeliever. It can't possibly be because you're mistaken.
That's a bit convenient, don't you think?
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Revelation calls Satan the serpent, a little "s" just like Genesis 3. see:Rev. 12:9 and 20:2.
Irrelevant. The serpent mentioned is not the serpent of Genesis but rather the dragon right there in front of them:
Revelation 12:9: And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
Revelation 20:2: And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
Where in these two passages do you find reference to the serpent of Genesis? That serpent was long dead. Instead, Revelation is referring to the "dragon." Dragons are reptiles and thus can be called "serpents."
But don't be so naive as to confuse the serpent from Genesis with the dragon from Revelation.
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WOW! You have a copy of the original Hebrew? I'm impressed. The Sinaiaticus, Vaticanus and Alexandranus manuscripts are all corrupted
by Gnosticism and Origen and take way from the blood atonement of Christ, His Deity and many other doctrines.
Um...and where do you think the KJV is translated from? It isn't like the scholars had it dictated to them in English by angels.Theologian63 writes:
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Why couldn't it mean "begin to die"?
Because that's not what it says. "For in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."
Besides, Adam and Eve were going to die, anyway. Otherwise, what was the point behind the Tree of Life? God panics over them possibly eating from it since they would become immortal.
"Become" immortal? That would mean they weren't immortal to begin with.
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Anyone who can read knows Adam and Eve lived many years after that
So why did god say, "for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die" if he meant, "You will lose your immortality"?
What's the point of the Tree of Life if Adam and Eve were already immortal?
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So, either God lied or we don't understand the true meaning behind "thou shalt surely die."
Seems to be the former. There are so many indications that "for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die" means exactly what it appears to mean: You eat it and you die that day.
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If God lied He is a sinner and is in need of redemption and needs to accept His Son Jesus as His savior.
Have you considered the possibility that the character described as god in the Bible isn't really god? Perhaps the Bible is actually the work of the devil. Wouldn't that be the ultimate coup? Get people to think the devil is really god and god is really the devil. And the ultimate irony, all the hints are there: In one of the first interactions between god and Adam and Eve, this character called "god" lies to them and behaves in a very unjust manner, punishing innocents for something they had no control over. That doesn't sound like the embodiment of all good. So perhaps its actually the case that the Bible is a tool of the devil sent to corrupt people.
Just a thought....
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If you don't want to burn, TURN!
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, Theologian63. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, Theologian63 has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, Theologian63 gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
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Rrhain
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Message 159 of 307 (49174)
08-07-2003 3:39 PM
Reply to: Message 157 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 3:26 PM


Re: God lied?
Theologian63 responds to me:
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The KJV is translated from the Textus Receptus and Mesoretic Hebrew.
No, it isn't. As was just stated and you agreed to, the KJV was a compilation of various other translations. In short, it was third hand. And you think there's no possibility for error?
I don't recall mentioning which Hebrew versions I have. Notice how you assumed that it was one of your "corrupt" versions.
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The serpent is the name given to the Devil
Nope. The devil is called a dragon and then rephrased as a serpent. There's a difference. Revelation is talking about the devil while Genesis is talking about an animal. In all the text surrounding the serpent in Genesis, he is compared to the other beasts. By what leap of logic do we suddenly find that the serpent wasn't one of them?
I mean really...if the serpent were the devil, what's with the curse that was laid on him:
Genesis 3:14: And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
3:15: And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
The devil is going to have generations upon generations of actual children? That's not right. That's what animals do. The serpent is an animal, a very smart animal, and god is cursing it.
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BTW, how did the serpent know what GOd said to Adam and Eve?
Who knows? The text doesn't say.
Why do you feel the need to impose your opinion upon the text?
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If the serpent was not possessed by Satan, where did he get his information?
Who knows? The text doesn't say.
It's impossible that the serpent was around when god was talking to Adam?
Let's not forget, Eve seems to think that if she even touches the fruit, she'll die. That's not what god told Adam in Genesis 2:17. He just said if you ate it, you'd die.
So where did Eve get this idea that simply touching it was just as bad?
Who knows? The text doesn't say.
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Rrhain
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Message 178 of 307 (49222)
08-07-2003 5:22 PM
Reply to: Message 163 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 4:25 PM


Re: God lied?
Theologian63 responds to me:
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If you recall I said ORIGINAL HEBREW.
So did I.
Why did you assume I was using a "corrput" version?
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You are only hearing what you want to hear or in this case
Yes, you are hearing only what you want to hear on this case. You have yet to answer any of my direct questions.
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Granted the KJV translators used other versions to check the translation but the TEXT was TR.
Given the number of exact parallelisms between the KJV and other English translations that preceded it, this is obviously not true.
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Since Adam and Eve didn't drop dead on the spot, you naturally assume God is a liar.
What else is there? He said they would. He was quite clear. "In the very day."
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You fail to convince me that the prophecy in Genesis 3:15 is for mankind.
It's not a prophecy. It's a statement. Just like he then turns to Eve and says that she's now going to have horrendous labor pains when she bears children. Just like he then turns to Adam and says that he's going to have to labor to grow food.
Those aren't prophecies. Those are statements.
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Do you know what Jew means?
Yes.
Do you?
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Many people prior to the birth of Jesus looked for the Messiah.
There were Messiahs all over the place. Jesus was just another one...assuming he even existed.
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AND MANY Jews accepted Him as the Annointed One.
Jews for Jesus? You do realize that such marked the transition from Judaism to Christianity, yes?
It's a bit hard to be Jewish and still waiting for the Messiah if you think he's already come.
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Rrhain
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Message 185 of 307 (49239)
08-07-2003 5:48 PM
Reply to: Message 183 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 5:35 PM


Re: God lied?
Theologian63 responds to me:
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Ok, what does Jew mean?
No, that's my question to you.
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What direct questions?
Like where in Genesis it says that the serpent was possessed by the devil.
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If you die in your sins you will spend eternity in Hell.
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, Theologian63. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, Theologian63 has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, Theologian63 gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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Rrhain
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Message 209 of 307 (49540)
08-08-2003 10:29 PM
Reply to: Message 197 by Theologian63
08-08-2003 12:20 PM


Theologian63 writes:
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I don't get involved in frivolous rhetoric. "Thus saith the Lord.." means just that. We will see who is right at the judgement. Be sure to wear a name tag so I can recognise you among the hoardes being cast into the Lake of Fire. God's Word will cut through your rhetoric and pragmatic mindset faster than you realise. But then again, it's just a piece of motheaten parchment. Right?
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, Theologian63. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, Theologian63 has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, Theologian63 gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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Message 210 of 307 (49541)
08-08-2003 10:36 PM
Reply to: Message 186 by Theologian63
08-07-2003 8:53 PM


Theologian63 writes:
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MANY archaelogical discoveries, such as the site of Jericho and other places have been discovered that help verify the validity of the Bible.
By this logic, we should all hail Zeus as many archaeological discoveries such as the site of Troy and the path of Odysseus have been discovered that help verify the validity of the Iliad and the Odyssey.
The fact that a text includes places that actually existed doesn't mean everything in the book is true.
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There will come a time that God will stop calling you back and give you over to Satan. Don't let it be soon.
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, Theologian63. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, Theologian63 has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, Theologian63 gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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Rrhain
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Message 212 of 307 (49564)
08-09-2003 3:48 AM
Reply to: Message 211 by doctrbill
08-09-2003 12:20 AM


doctrbill responds to me:
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... an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
Sounds like you lived in or near the Bay Area or perhaps listen to an SF radio station.
Actually, while I was born in Sacramento, I'm an Air Force brat so I'm from everywhere. I technically am a "native Californian"...I just haven't lived here very long (it'll be 9 years in San Diego in a few weeks...the longest I've lived in a single city in my life...though I have moved twice since I got here. I was a New Mexico resident for 11 years, but that was interrupted by college where I often didn't go home for the summer.)
I'm simply old enough to remember the golden age of TV game shows like Match Game where Rice-a-Roni was the consolation prize.
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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