It was a serious question, Buz.
You may think Dan is poking fun, and he is, but he has a real point. What is to be considered "prophecy"? All statements about the future? If I predict something that any reasonable person can see is likely to be the case, such as "unrest in the Middle East; Pope denounces violence" is that to be taken as prophecy?
I can see that these are questions you don't want to wrestle with. What I can't understand is why you persist in your juvenile views on prophecy given that Greek philosophers understood these fundamental difficulties about 3000 years ago.
How will you recognize prophecy if you don't even know what it is?