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One_Charred_Wing Member (Idle past 6184 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: |
Okay, Lamd doesn't have a problem with it, I can't tell if contracycle's joking or not, and nobody else seems to care enough to respond. I guess that's an okay unless cycle's actually serious?
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Dan Carroll Inactive Member |
You've cornered the market on humor now have ya'? Well... duh.
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
Well I happen to OWN a comedy club that plays host to some of the BEST comedic talent from coast to to coast...perhaps you've heard of it..."In my dreams".
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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1421 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined: |
I prefer racist humor to Rocket humor.
regards,Esteban "Forgot to Laugh" Hambre
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One_Charred_Wing Member (Idle past 6184 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: |
Okay, with no real protests let the tasteless humor begin! Being half latino I'll start by bashing myself to be fair.
Why don't you ever trip a bike with a mexican on it? Cause that bike could be yours. Why do mexicans make tamales? So they have something to unwrap at Christmas. How do you stop a mexican from drowning? Who the fuck would want to do that? REMEMBER: I mean no offense by these or any that I will tell in the future.
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
Thats because "rocket humor" is over your head....
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Hahaha. Those are pretty funny. They're funny not because they offend people. They're funny because they accurately reflect a lot of the typical stereotypes that are out there.
Keep it coming. By the way, have any good asian joke? The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
B2P writes:
For goodness sake, my name is 3 letters long. How could you possibly misspelled that? Okay, Lamd doesn't have a problem with it, This reminds me of 7th grade. They made t-shirts for all of us with our names on them. They misspelled both my first and last name on every single t-shirt. Instead of Lam Nguyen, they put Laam Nuygen. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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SRO2  Inactive Member |
I got one. Did you hear about the Asian that wasn't good at math? He turned out not to be Asian.
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One_Charred_Wing Member (Idle past 6184 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: |
My God, I not only know another Lam, but there are about 20 Nguyens at my school. The one in particular(I think was a Nguyen) is insane, and so is the Lam I know. If you are some genetic clone of those two people together... God help us all...
By the way, I was actually hoping you knew some Asain jokes. My school has a very high Asian/Indian percentage compared to the other schools in the area, so those jokes don't circulate well for obvious reasons. This message has been edited by Born2Preach, 07-28-2004 01:12 AM Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit. http://www.BadPreacher.5u.com (incomplete, but look anyway!)
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Rand Al'Thor Inactive Member |
Might as well say my jokes too.
Why don't asian and black people like rollercoasters? Because on the way up it goes "chink chink chink chink chink" and on the way down it goes "niga niga niga niga niga" What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower in his truck? Unemployed How many Cops does it take to arrest a mexican? 2, 1 to arrest him and the other to hold his oranges. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree? Wave A blonde goes into a library and says, "Id like a burger with fries." The librarian says, "Dont you know where you are?" The blonde says, (whispering) "I'd like a burger with fries." What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? Five, one to do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it. Ok, thats enough for now. Remember I mean no offense by these jokes.
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
The last time I checked, about 35 to 40 percent of the Vietnamese population in the world has the last name Nguyen. What can I say, we're inbreeders.
Anyhow, I was voted as the most serious person in 8th, 9th, and 12th grade in my class. In other words, I hardly ever tell a joke. Whenever I do, it suck arse. I only listen and laugh at other people's jokes. So no, I don't have any asian joke at all. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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fnord Inactive Member |
Keep it coming. By the way, have any good asian joke? q: how do you blindfold an asian? a: with dental floss. If there is one thing computers will never be able to do, it is to descend from apes -- Piet Grijs
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contracycle Inactive Member |
quote: And thus they are mainly funny to bigots who share those stereotypes.
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contracycle Inactive Member |
quote: Bullshit. Of course you meant to cause offense, that is what these jokes are for. Fuckwit.
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