Bill is learning sky diving. Just before his first jump he asks his instructor what he should do if his chute doesn't open.
"Well" replies the instructor, "you simply pull tne rip chord on your reserve chute."
"And if that fails ?"
"Well", replied the instructor," as a last resort, pray to Allah ".
"But I am a Christian", says Bill.
"Look just trust me", replies the instructor.
So Bill goes up to 20,000 feet and jumps out of the plane. And... yes you guessed it, his chute fails to open. Plummeting to Earth he thinks quickly. Aha .. he pulls the rip chord on his reserve chute. It comes off in his hand. " Oh dear " he says, or words to that effect.
Heading to Earth at a rate of knots he thinks .. Aha!! pray to Allah.
"Allah save me", he cries.
With that a big black hand reaches out of a cloud, gently catches him and places him gently on the runway.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, Bill lets out a sigh of relief and says, "Thank Christ for that".
With that a big black foot descends from the cloud and squashes him flat.
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