Since contracycle is so offended by jokes that apparently only offend some people even though the offend everyone, I guess I should tell jokes that undeniably offend everybody!
What's worse than finding ten babies in one trashcan?Finding one baby in ten trashcans.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?The live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?He's eating his way out
What's worse than that?He makes it.
What's worse than that?He goes back for seconds.
This message has been edited by Cthulhu, 07-29-2004 12:26 PM
Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Proudly attempting to Google-Bomb Kent "The Idiot" Hovind's website
Idiot