The Return of Humor

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over and says, You never told me that you were such a religious person. He leans over to her and says, You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.

Brad, you really must get out more! If you are ever in Denver, look me up and I'll take you up to the Mt. Evans observatory for a lunaring experience!(Get out more?! Heck you've probably travelled more miles than from here to the moon and back! ) This message has been edited by Phatboy, 03-09-2005 14:45 AM