The Return of Humor

What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?a quarter pounder with cheese.

this is one I like to bring out when people are being snobs to me about this food or that food.Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
them: why no I haven't
A: well, neither have they.yup... twice the flavor with half the taste.

this was a joke ( I think ) that a jewish friend said to me while we were hanging out in the good ole' army surplus store.him: my gandfather died in a concentration camp.
me: (not really paying attention) oh...sorry dude.
him: yeah he fell out of a guard tower.at this point dear reader I just stared at him for about five minutes and then busted out laughing for like two hours.