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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
A little tasteless... but I guess it could be funny.
The Laminator
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Speaking as an asian, go right ahead. I'll just tell some of my black friends later and have them hunt you down, that's all
The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Hahaha. Those are pretty funny. They're funny not because they offend people. They're funny because they accurately reflect a lot of the typical stereotypes that are out there.
Keep it coming. By the way, have any good asian joke? The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
B2P writes:
For goodness sake, my name is 3 letters long. How could you possibly misspelled that? Okay, Lamd doesn't have a problem with it, This reminds me of 7th grade. They made t-shirts for all of us with our names on them. They misspelled both my first and last name on every single t-shirt. Instead of Lam Nguyen, they put Laam Nuygen. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
The last time I checked, about 35 to 40 percent of the Vietnamese population in the world has the last name Nguyen. What can I say, we're inbreeders.
Anyhow, I was voted as the most serious person in 8th, 9th, and 12th grade in my class. In other words, I hardly ever tell a joke. Whenever I do, it suck arse. I only listen and laugh at other people's jokes. So no, I don't have any asian joke at all. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
contracycle writes:
Not necessarily. to bigots, stereotypes are supposed to be truths. So, by recognizing that they're stereotypes, you recognize that they're not true. And thus they are mainly funny to bigots who share those stereotypes.
The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
contracycle writes:
By recognizing that it's racism, you recognize that there's no such thing as a superior race over another or an inferior race under another. That doesn't let you off the hook, Uncle Tome. Pandering to racism is pandering to racism. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
I posted this joke in this thread a while ago. Notice that it's the only non-admin topic in the announcement forum . You may now bow down to me, your better.
This was posted on arachnoboards.com a while back. Just thought something you guys would enjoy. How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a ‘light bulb forum’ 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
I tend to get cranky everytime someone compares anything less than mass murder and genocide to the holocaust. It is like comparing Bush to Hitler.
A lot of people died innocently in the holocaust. The least we can do is not see the event as equally evil to racist comments with the intention of humor. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Cthulhu writes:
I don't know. That sounds a lot like Dawn of the Dead 2004. What's worse than a pile of dead babies?The live one at the bottom. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out What's worse than that? He makes it. What's worse than that? He goes back for seconds. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
B2P writes:
Hahahahaha. I totally didn't expect that when I read the question part. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel.
The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL
1. Girls require time and money girls = time X money 2. We know that time is money.
3. Therefore, girls require money squared
4. We know that money is the root of all evil
5. Therefore, money squared equals evil
6. We are forced to conclude that girls equal evil
The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Hahahaha. That's pretty funny.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Evolutionists just wait to let the leight bulb change itself, and even then it takes millions of years. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
brennakimi writes:
Actually, no. If you take the square root of something, you end up having a plus or minus value. actually. there is a flaw in your mathematics. if you take the square root, it has to be the absolute value... so your equation becomes thus.women=|evil So, women equal + or - evil. The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 507 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
B2P writes:
This is probably the best question regarding this matter. And if you are, how the hell did you get through highschool?! The Laminator For goodness's sake, please vote Democrat this November!
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