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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
P.Z. Myers in the news (the catholic church communion wafer incident)
quote: Source = Past Shows | A Prairie Home Companion Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Just discovered this in an old newspaper. I don't have a link to an online version.
Frame 1:
Michael Doonsebury(?): "You know Joanie, from day one you seemed to think that Obama's personal appeal gave him an unfair edge... Frame 2:
Mike: ...As if using his extraordinary gifts to excite voters was somehow cheating!" Frame 3:
Joanie Caucus: "I know, I know. It's ridiculous. I guess I'm still a little bitter he had so many natural advantages over Hillary." Frame 4:
Mike: "Like being black with a Muslim name?" Joanie: "Well, exactly! Who knew America was ready?" Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm Opening raising of the Halliburton flag. 7:15 pm John Bolton speech on why the United Nations is irrelevant and why the U.S. shouldn't give a rip what the rest of the world thinks. 7:20 pm Dick Cheney fires off a celebratory shotgun blast. 7:25 pm Religious prayer - Anne Colter 7:45 pm Ceremonial tree chipping - James Watt (is he still alive?) 7:55 pm Dick Cheney fires off another celebratory shotgun blast. 8:00 pm How the Bush Administration was “A uniter, not a divider” 8:15 pm Yacht launchings power point presentation - Some rich SOB 8:35 pm Dick Cheney fires another celebratory shotgun blast 8:40 pm Torture is a good thing - Alberto Gonzolas 9.00 pm Memorial service for Jerry Falwall - Sarah Palin and George W. Bush 10:00 pm CIA covert agent ID protection - Scooter Libby and Dick Cheney 11:00 pm Dick Cheney fires off yet another celebratory shotgun blast. 11:05 pm Collection for the Dick Cheney heart transplant fund - Ted Nugent 11:15 pm Free the Enron executives from prison - Someone wearing a mask. 11:30 pm The second amendment and firearms safety - Dick Cheney 11:45 pm Dick Cheney fires off yet another celebratory shotgun blast. Reloads gun. 11:50 pm Ronald Reagan's loving relationship with Bonzo the chimp - Nancy Reagan 12:15 am Truth in broadcasting award - Presented to the Faux Network by Ben Stein and Jerome Corsi 12:25 am Dick Cheney fires off yet another celebratory shotgun blast. 12:30 am Seance - Republican party endorsed by Benito Musolini. 12:45 am Nomination of John McCain - Newt Gingritch 1:00 am Dick Cheney fires off yet another celebratory shotgun blast, almost hits John McCain. 1:30 am Dick Cheney fires off yet another celebratory shotgun blast which rearranges Sarah Palin’s hairdo. 1:35 am John McCain asks Dick Cheney to take George W. Bush out on a hunting trip. OK, some rough edges there, but probably still as good as the Democrat version. Moose Edited by Minnemooseus, : Tweak. Edited by Minnemooseus, : Another tweak. Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Received via e-mail from a friend -
quote: Moose Edited by Minnemooseus, : Fix subtitle. Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
cursors
Other oddness viewable via euh? Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/...immie_Riddle_-_Yakety_Eeeph.mp3
That thing won't directly play for me, but I can download save it and then play it. It and more sounds and information are available at EEF BEAT MANIFESTO (MP3s) - WFMU's Beware of the Blog. They also have a player available there, via the little blue and white arrow thingy. Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Not humor, but I find it to be rather fasinating. Be sure to see links at page bottom for more pages.
Warning - Lots of large file graphics - I saved one page and it ran 23,000kB. Moose Added by edit: Untitled Edited by Minnemooseus, : D'oh - add link to site. Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) "Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for ” but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him." - Hunter S. Thompson "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
quote: Source (off-line):Ed Raymond The Reader (Duluth, Minnesota, USA), July 30, 2009, page 13 Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien
I earlier weeded a couple of Bush era quotes out of my "signature". I've now added the above quoted. Yes, it's a lot of quotes. But I make a point of only activating my "signature" occasionally, by no means every time I post. Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
quote: A little more at the source. The editorial in question has since been corrected, or something like that. Moose
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
I'm not sure which is worse, Barack Obamer or the Dali Lamer.
I wonder how they pronounce "Sidney Poitier"? Yes, I often listen to the beeb late nights/early mornings here in the colonies. It's on National Public Radio. Moose ps: Don't have speakers on the computer I'm using right now, but I'll take your word about it.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Wasn't it referred to as "leather netting", when you would transfer data by walking a floppy from one computer to another?
Now they have "feather netting". Moose
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